Brad is a twentysomething school custodian, spiraling out of control, in a doomed relationship with a woman who gives a hell of a blowjob, whom he can’t get off because he doesn’t know how to please a woman.
Judy Maitland is a fortysomething, widowed biology teacher who overhears Brad confessing his suicide attempt to her classroom pet—Marvin, the bearded dragon. Judy enlists his help with her Valentine’s Day project: mating her ball pythons.
Her plan works. Brad claws his way out of the dark, and the snake lays her eggs. And then they discover their mutual attraction.
Judy hesitates because Brad is young enough to be her child, but Brad has his own reason to hold back. How could he expect to satisfy an experienced woman if he couldn’t get Tanya off?
Fortunately, Mrs. Maitland is an excellent teacher. With the diagrams in a biology textbook and some hands-on practice, she teaches Brad exactly where to touch and lick, and . . . you know.
But when Tanya comes back into Brad’s life, will the twenty-year difference prove too hard to overcome? Or will Brad and Judy love their way into the light together? And will they get the cool hybrid snake babies they hoped for?