Helen E. H. Madden is a writer and artist who quit her lucrative day job years ago to tell dirty stories for fun and profit. Her published works have appeared in various anthologies, including Cream: The Best of the Erotica Readers and Writers Association and the charity anthology Coming Together: With Pride. Helen also writes and produces the Heat Flash erotica podcast, a free online audio program of erotic short fiction. In her spare time, she draws The Adventures of Cynical Woman, a web comic about life as a stay-at-home mom and erotica writer. When she's not working, Helen likes to thing about sex. A lot.