"Hide me," Ted said.

"What?"

Ted elbowed Ryan hard to direct his attention to Mrs. Schein. "From her. And her daughters."

"Oh shit. Let's go!" Ryan grabbed his hand and ducked into the crowd, heading for what looked like an employees-only area down a set of stairs. "Where are we hiding?"

"I have no idea. A closet or the men's room or something. No, not the men's room, she'll only wait outside."

"Weird."

"You have no idea."

"You could just marry one of --"

"I will punch you in the throat if you say one more word of that sentence."

Ryan cackled gleefully as he pulled Ted along. Finally, just when they seemed to have lost the Schein women in the crush of arrivals, Ryan discovered a door. He pulled on it and they both jumped in, then closed the door after.

It was, naturally, an employee coat closet stuffed nearly to the brim and dark as pitch.

"Who was she?" Ryan whispered, rustling amongst the coats.

"Arabella Schein. The family owns that bottle company. You know, for the babies?

"Yikes. What a catch."

"Don't get me started." Ted had to move, too, since a coat hanger was sticking into his ear. He took half a step forward and nearly trod on Ryan's toe. "Sorry."

Ryan laughed. More of a giggle, really, for a grown man.

Ted, for some reason, laughed too. He hushed them both quickly, "Shh, she might still be looking for me!"

"So what if she finds us?" Ryan's hand settled on Ted's hip.

Ted tensed.

Ryan leaned closer, his breath like whisky from their earlier shots, hot on Ted's ear. "She'll just think we hid in here to make out. Adds credence to the whole engagement thing. It has to look real, right?"

Ted's throat constricted, but he managed to squeeze out. "I suppose."

Ryan's other hand gripped Ted's lapel. Ryan said, "Sorry, trying to find you so I don't step on you."

Ted cleared his throat, but it still felt tight. A sudden sense of panic that had nothing to do with claustrophobia seized his insides. "I can't believe I'm hiding like a child ..."

"I can." Ryan laughed again, puffs of air against Ted's cheek. "She looked intense."

Ted wanted to lean away. To step back, hanger in his ear be damned. But he couldn't. He was frozen in place, Ryan holding them both up, barely four inches from him. In that goddamn tux. Ted's voice was rough when he said, "Word must've gotten out I'm likely to end up with the business, at least."

"What, society matrons don't normally magnetize to you in public?"

Ted almost laughed. "Actually, yes, all the time. They seem to think my rampant homosexuality is just a way of accessorizing."

Ryan's forehead found Ted's. Ryan laughed, the sweetest sound, almost like magic.

Ted ached to reach for him. Just a few inches, and he could feel Ryan's hard, warm body with his fingertips. Run his hands up underneath that waistcoat. Explore places he'd only imagined, both as a teenager and now, as a grown-ass man, hiding in a goddamn coat closet.

It was too much. Ted shivered.

"Cold?" Ryan asked.

"No," Ted said, too quickly. Then he amended, "Yes. Well, a little."

"C'mere." Ryan leaned closer still, so their fronts barely touched. His heartbeat just a few thin layers of material from Ted's chest. He pressed their cheeks together.

It would be painfully obvious at that point that far from being cold, Ted was flushed with heat from his toes to the tips of his ears. When Ryan slid an arm around his waist, Ted let out an involuntary strangled sound. He tried to cover it by clearing his throat.

Ryan swayed a little against him, as if they were dancing, shifting his weight from foot-to-foot. He hummed. "You always smell nice."

Ted wondered what he was fighting for. Ryan was five seconds from going down on him in this closet, and here he was, gagging for it but telling himself no. He had reasons, he was sure, but his mind was losing necessary processing power as his cock flushed with blood like the greedy bastard it was.

Panic welled in him again, black but hot around the edges like burning coals. Touch was too unfamiliar; it beckoned and beguiled and terrified. It was too much and there was no time or place to process, here. He had to get out. "She's probably gone," he said.

Ryan backed off, unwinding his arm from around Ted slowly. He mumbled something that sounded painfully like, "Shame."

Ted pushed open the door, allowing light and revelry to flood their dark moment. He adjusted his trousers before stepping out and starting up the stairs. He couldn't help but notice that Ryan did too.