A long time from now, in a galaxy just a bit farther away than you think, a beautiful, shape-shifting thief has just broken into the crystalline castle that is the seat of the galactic Empire and stolen their most prized possession, a legendary gem with mystical properties. Now all Cillian has to do is find the infamous Gastardian Bandit and convince him to aid in his escape. But first he'll have to deal with a sexy garbage man with a secret; the garbage man's diminutive cat-man sidekick; cross-dressing, laser rifles and a daring chase through the wastes on the outskirts of the city. Sounds easy, right?