Holy Stockings (MM)

Who Needs Christmas? 4

Siren-BookStrand, Inc.

Heat Rating: Scorching
Word Count: 35,686
47 Ratings (4.6)

[Siren Classic ManLove: Erotic Alternative Paranormal Romance, M/M, elves, public exhibition, bondage, sex toys]

Twelve elves left the North Pole to be free of all things Christmas and have been living together for decades. All this time they have gone without their mates, but when the first of the twelve finds his, the others have hope for finding theirs.

Surprise is an elf who dislikes stockings and that he has not yet found the mate he has always longed for. Meeting Benjii turns his world upside down in more ways than he expected.

Benjii Kepper is a cowboy from Texas whose past has made him wary of relinquishing his dominance when it comes to the bedroom, even when he meets Surprise, a man he so clearly wants to let take control.

As Surprise and Benjii learn more about each other, will Surprise be able to help Benjii fight the battles in his head, or will Benjii’s problems be too much for them to overcome?

A Siren Erotic Romance


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Holy Stockings (MM)
47 Ratings (4.6)

Holy Stockings (MM)

Who Needs Christmas? 4

Siren-BookStrand, Inc.

Heat Rating: Scorching
Word Count: 35,686
47 Ratings (4.6)
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Cover Art by Jinger Heaston
The sex is hot and therefore this book is worth the read.
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Story Excerpt


I was walking to the bar during a Halloween party, just having seen some moron wearing nothing but mistletoe, when I spotted a bigger dumbass dressed as an elf. Oh for heaven sakes! And that was not the attire I'd ever seen in the North Pole. The guy had on friggin stockings that someone would hang on the fireplace, a bright green thong, and nothing else.

“Any elf would be humiliated on that guy’s part,” I grumbled under my breath as I signaled to the bartender.

“You think any cowboy wouldn’t be saying the same thing about your outfit?” a deep whiskey drawl said with a chuckle from next to me.

“Yeah, but I pull it off,” I replied with a pout as I glanced down at myself. Okay, so maybe the cowboy boots, belt with large rodeo buckle, and Stetson didn’t go with the leather boy shorts I had on. I looked up at the man and saw the most gorgeous dark chocolate brown eyes shining down at me with mirth. “I didn’t mean to offend anyone.”

“And the guy dressed as a mythical creature did?” If he only knew who or what he was talking to.

“Probably not, but he still looks stupid,” I answered and stuck out my bottom lip. “I think I look good.” I wanted him already after just having met him, and I tended to get what I wanted. I turned and stuck out my ass, the boy shorts forming to it perfectly and letting the cheeks stick out the bottom. “Don’t you like?”

“You’re playing with fire, sub,” he growled as he moved his free hand not holding a drink and started rubbing my butt. His hand felt good there. And he knew how to use his hands obviously. He was groping, not being too gentle but not trying to take my ass home by pulling it off either.

I reached behind me, grabbing his shirt, and pulled him forward, molding him to my back. Once he was bent over me and his face by my cheek, I turned my head enough so our lips brushed slightly. “I’m not a sub. I’m a top, and if you didn’t notice what I’ve got in these shorts, it’s big enough to please any man.”

I heard his thoughts spinning out of control as he put his beer on the bar and used both hands to check out my claim. He groaned in delight when he felt my eight inches…and I wasn’t even hard yet. Well, I was getting there as he touched me, the subtle hint of his cologne and a scent that was all him hitting my nose helping me along as well.

He wanted me. He wanted me to show him everything he’d missed by never letting someone top him. But he was very, very worried that I wouldn’t be discreet and would blab he wasn’t a real man who liked to take it up the ass.

Normally that thought would have had me ditching him in a heartbeat. I didn’t do head cases. I couldn’t seem to make my body move away from him though. He fit so perfectly against me, and everything inside of me was screaming that I needed to take him home and fuck him until that stupid thought left his mind for good.

“Being with me is like going to Vegas,” I purred and rubbed my cock against his hands. I could hear the confusion in his thoughts and decided not to wait until he asked. “What happens with me stays with me, and I expect you to leave after the fun is over.”

“But real men don’t take it up the ass,” he whispered, and I seriously thought he didn’t mean to say that out loud.

Unfortunately I couldn’t let it go either. I pulled away from him and gave him my best pissed-off look. Hell, I didn’t have to work hard as my face flamed with anger. “I’ve never been a bottom, but I also have never, ever judged someone as not being a real man that I’ve fucked. So according to you, I’d be a fake man if you fucked me? Or would that just make me a woman?”

“I’m sorry,” he sputtered, looking properly chastised. “I didn’t mean it like that. It was just something my daddy always said when he found out I was gay. He didn’t seem to mind where I stuck my dick as long as no one put one in me.”

“Fine,” I said after a moment of scanning his thoughts. He was sincerely apologetic and didn’t mean it as an insult. It was just so pounded into his head by family and friends that he was delusional enough to start to believe it. I could fix that. “You want to get out of here or what?”

“Do you always skip the foreplay?” he asked, his eyes wide with surprise. He was young, maybe mid-twenties, and that was a time when most humans still listened to the people they cared about, thinking what they said was law instead of opinion. The older a person got, the more they started to think for themselves.

“There will be lots of foreplay,” I purred and ran my hand up his inner thigh as my other one tweaked his nipple. “I just don’t believe in beating around the bush, and I know what I want.”

“And that’s me?” He hissed as I pinched harder.

“Don’t you want me?”

“Yes,” he whimpered. “What’s your name?”

“Joe Smith. You?”

“That sounds like an alias. I’m Benjii Kepper, and I’m just visiting for the horse auction this week.” I thought about that as I told the bartender to put our drinks on my tab and started to drag tonight’s fun out the door. He probably thought I was just giving him a fake name for tonight…if only he knew.


Adult Excerpt


Benjii threw all of his passion and feelings into the kiss, using his tongue and teeth until I felt like a pile of goo on that table. I was able to give back as good as I got though, and when we couldn’t hold off air any longer, we broke apart. He stared at me as he gasped for breath, and I could hear in his mind that he’d never felt anything remotely like this passion before.

“Get naked,” I ordered and was surprised when he shivered at the command instead of bucking against my authority. He started slowly pulling off his shirt, but I was done with the foreplay. I wanted in him right fucking now. “If you like your clothes and don’t want to walk out of here naked because I tore them to shreds, I suggest you move faster.”

“Oh fuck,” he groaned and raced to undress. I did the same, but since there wasn’t much to my costume, it took me only seconds. As soon as we were both gloriously naked, I moved faster than any human could, which just showed how much control Benjii took from me. I’d never slipped up like that before.

I spun him around and bent him over the table, securing his wrists at the top. It wasn’t really a table like one used for the dining room. It was more like a padded X with a headrest. But it put all his assets on display for me to play with as I wanted.

“Why are you restraining me?” he asked, and I heard the panic in his voice. That was the last thing I wanted.

“So you let go and allow me to be in charge,” I answered honestly as I moved to squat down in front of his face. “There’s a catch on the cuffs so you can release yourself if I do anything you don’t like, but I promise you that you’ll enjoy this, Benjii.”

“Okay, just don’t hurt me too bad,” he whispered and then swallowed loudly with nerves. “I know my first time taking it up the ass will hurt, but please at least prepare me.”

“Of course,” I said and blinked rapidly at him in shock. “I’d never be cruel. I like to spank, but I’m not into straight pain.”

“You’d spank me?” His eyes glazed over with desire and his mind told me that was something he was very, very interested in.

“Maybe if we ever play again after tonight,” I said trying to entice him. “I don’t spank on the first date.”

He snickered as I kissed his nose before moving between his legs. Benjii groaned as I pulled the cheeks of his ass apart and stared at his glorious pink hole. I shivered in delight at being the first to go where no man had before. Deciding to make this the best experience of his life so he’d want to come back, I leaned over and licked it.

“Oh fuck that’s good,” he cried out softly. “I never knew why people liked that until now.”

“No one’s ever rimmed you?”

“No way,” Benjii growled as if I’d insulted him but then settled down. “I never let anyone breach me in any way.”

“Baby, I’m going to make you see the stars tonight,” I said seductively before diving in like a starving man seeing his favorite meal. I twirled my tongue around his tight rosette before dipping it in quickly. Then I took it further and tongue-fucked him, using my teeth to nibble so he’d open up. I must have tortured him for about ten minutes before I said what he’d been waiting for according his thoughts. “Come for me.”

“Joe!” He screamed and shot his load all over the floor. His ass thrust up in my face as if seeking more attention. That or his instinct was simply to move his hips when he came. Either way, it was fucking hot.

While he was riding the waves of his orgasm, I used my magic to stretch him completely so he wouldn’t feel any pain when I entered him. His peak was just starting to ebb when I climbed up on the table and sprawled over him. It was set up more for me to stay standing as I fucked him, but I wanted more contact than that.

“Say yes, Benjii,” I whispered in his ear as I kissed his shoulder. His sweet, sweet-smelling skin simply called to me. It was like fresh apples and caramel.

“Yes,” he hissed, grinding his ass against my groin. “Fuck me before I change my mind.”

I didn’t hesitate. I thrust inside of him, and we both moaned in pleasure. Something snapped inside of me, and for the first time in my life, I felt whole as if Benjii was what I’d been missing in my life. I didn’t start slow. I fucked him hard and fast until my fangs popped out and one word entered my mind, and then I faltered and almost fell off of him.


That was the part I’d been missing. This issue-laced man was my mate. Fuck. Couldn’t I have gotten an easy one like Horse?

But I wasn’t about to question or doubt fate. Instead I would accept the gift given me. I licked his neck, reaching up because of the height difference, and bit him.

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