A Dirty Dozen Christmas (MFM)

The Dirty Dozen 7

Siren-BookStrand, Inc.

Heat Rating: Sextreme
Word Count: 40,961
24 Ratings (4.3)

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA]

When the women get together to sponsor a charity for Christmas, they end up fighting for more than their way of life. Another group has their eyes on the same charity and will stop at nothing to get their way, including using the Dirty Dozen’s lifestyle for target practice.

While the men babysit, the women are raising money to sponsor The Dallas Children’s Home, but another group wants to snatch it from them. They resort to underhanded methods like siccing child welfare on them because of their ménage relationships. Well, two can play that game. The women put their heads together and fight fire with fire. Their rivals don’t know who they're dealing with.

When the dust settles, who will be delivering Santa to the children? And who is expecting their own little bundles of joy? Will the guys end up working over the Christmas holidays or helping their wives plan the most perfect Christmas ever?

Note: There is no sexual relationship or touching for titillation between or among the men.

NOTE! This is a holiday reunion book in The Dirty Dozen series.

A Siren Erotic Romance


Marla Monroe is a Siren-exclusive author.

A Dirty Dozen Christmas (MFM)
24 Ratings (4.3)

A Dirty Dozen Christmas (MFM)

The Dirty Dozen 7

Siren-BookStrand, Inc.

Heat Rating: Sextreme
Word Count: 40,961
24 Ratings (4.3)
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Cover Art by Les Byerley
This book was full of surprises. Lots of love, planning and happy endings a must read.
I was so excited to visit the Dirty Dozen again and it was a FANTASTIC! read. I love when books do this so you get caught up on all your characters you love in th series. BRAVO! Marla you have another winner!
Barefoot Okie



“I think it’s a brilliant idea, Parker!” Tina walked over to pour another round of margaritas from the blender.

She filled each glass before returning to the counter to mix up another batch. Once or twice a month, the Dirty Dozen families got together at someone’s house to hang out and catch up on everyone’s life. They had decided to get together this Saturday since Halloween actually fell on a Sunday this year. They always got together on Halloween. In years past, they had all gone to the costume party at the local bar, but this year they had children to think about. They decided to make it a family event instead.

This time it was at Tina, Cole, and Zack’s place. Cole was the leader with Zack as his second-in-command for the gang. Their gang rode bikes and worked together in construction as a freelance type of crew under The Dirty Dozen Construction Company.

“What does everyone else think about the idea?” Tina asked after firing up the blender once again.

“I’m all for it. I’ll be glad to help set it up, Parker.” Alexis was Neal and Mark’s wife.

“Count me in,” Briana added.

“Me, too,” Brandy said.

“You know I’m in.” Carly grinned as she took a sip of the homemade concoction.

“So we’re all in agreement? We’re going to be a sponsor of the Dallas Children’s Home this Christmas?” Tina brought the freshly made pitcher of drinks over to the table where everyone was sitting so it would be available when they wanted a refill.

“Absolutely. I think it will be fun to raise money and wrap gifts for them.” Alexis cupped her hands around her glass.

“I’ll get a complete list of each child and their information, like sizes and favorite colors to use when we get ready to go shopping. The first thing we need to do is make plans on what type of fund-raiser we want to do.” Parker was Shane and Allen’s wife and had connections in the social world.

Tina smiled at the women around the table. She loved being a part of such a fun-loving and caring group of women. They had a lot in common besides the fact that they were all married to members of The Dirty Dozen Construction Group. They each lived in a ménage relationship with their two husbands and knew what it was like to have to deal with prejudices and controversy.

She enjoyed their company and felt like they were all a part of her extended family. They had shared everything, both good and bad and survived. This Christmas they planned on celebrating together, and she couldn’t wait. Parker’s idea to sponsor the Dallas Children’s Home this Christmas was more proof that she was part of the greatest family in the world.

The group had never sponsored a charity before. Though they had each donated their time and money to various things in the past, this was the first time they would be working together on something. It looked as if all of the women were excited about the idea.

“So what are the suggestions for fund-raisers?” Briana asked.

“I think a bake sale would be a good idea. If we do it at Thanksgiving, we could probably sell out of everything fairly quickly.” Alexis got up and grabbed a pad and pencil to make notes with.

“How about a raffle?” Brandy suggested. “We’d have to come up with something that would create interest to raffle off, but they usually do well.”

Tina thought both ideas were good ones. She looked over at Parker. The other woman was chewing her bottom lip with a thoughtful look on her face.

“What are you thinking so hard about over there, Parker?”

“How about raffling off a home improvement project? That would get some interest going, and it would get the men involved as well.”

Tina popped her hand over her mouth before she burst out laughing. It was a brilliant idea. She exchanged glances with the other women and they all grinned at the same time.

“Well? What do you think?”

Parker had been the last to join their little group, and because of her wealthy connections she often worried that her background interfered with being accepted by everyone. No matter how much Tina tried to reassure her, Parker continued to worry.

“It’s perfect! Getting the guys in on it is a great idea. We’ll need to talk to them on how to describe the prize though. Just saying a home improvement project can mean just about anything.” Tina wrapped her arms around Parker and hugged her. “You’re amazing.”

Parker blushed but didn’t say anything. Tina had no doubt she would be in her element spearheading the entire process once they had everything figured out.

Briana sipped at her drink and waved her hand. “The guys are going to freak when they hear what we’ve signed them up for.”

Alexis chuckled and nodded her head. “They’ve been lazy lately. It will do them good to have something to work on. What do you think, Brandy?”

“Kyle and West are driving me crazy being at home all the time.” Brandy set her glass back on the table. “I send them out to take Matthew to the park, and that doesn’t even keep them busy for long.”

Carly glanced over at Tina and nodded. “I agree. The guys need a project. I’m only working part time now, and having them constantly underfoot is a pain in the ass.”

“So who’s going to tell them?” Parker asked.

Tina looked at everyone around the table and sighed. It would fall to her since she was Cole and Zack’s wife and they were the gang’s leaders. She would have to soften them up somehow to break it to them. She grinned. Somehow that didn’t seem like much of a chore to her. She loved messing around with her men. They were gods in bed.

“Uh-oh. Someone is thinking about sex.” Alexis wagged her finger at Tina from across the table.

“She’s going to use sex to get them to agree to it.” Carly just shook her head.

“Hey. We all need to be softening our men up for this. Just because Cole and Zack eventually agree doesn’t mean your men will go along with it unless they think it will make you happy.”




He had pushed her bra over her breasts and was pulling on her nipples now. Neither man had enough patience to completely undress her lately. She wasn’t sure why unless it had something to do with their trying to get pregnant. Tina loved that they were as excited about starting a family as she was. It just made her love them even more.

“Fuck!” Zack had finally figured out he couldn’t get her legs any wider with her pants around her ankles.

He quickly tugged her shoes off then helped her step out of her slacks and the thong. He stood up and shook his head at how Cole had her sweater and bra up around her neck. She just grinned at him as he finished pulling off her clothes, working around Cole’s hands and mouth.

“I want her on the table.” Zack pulled her away from Cole and lifted her to the table.

“This really isn’t sanitary, Zack.”

“I think you’ve told me that before.” Zack helped her lie back before he settled himself in a chair and blew a warm breath across her pussy.

Cole attacked her breasts, pulling and rolling her nipples between his fingers before replacing one set of fingers with his mouth. He sucked her nipple tightly against the roof of his mouth, drawing on it as he continued to torment the other nipple with his hand.

Tina groaned as Zack spread her pussy lips and licked her slit from bottom to top before circling around her clit and starting over again. He used his tongue to tease, and he growled as he continued to lap up her juices. He never seemed to get tired of going down on her. He would lick and play with her poor pussy until she begged him to stop because she was getting too sensitive.

He let go of her pussy lips so that he could suck on them, cleaning them of her cream and driving her mad in the process. She bucked on the table in an effort to get him to work on her clit. Even knowing it was a lost cause, she couldn’t help but try.

“Be still, Tina. I’ll get to that pretty button in a minute. Let me finish my treat first.”

Cole chuckled around the nipple he was sucking on in his mouth. The vibrations only added to the wonderful sensation of his teeth and tongue teasing her swollen bud. She arched her back in an effort to shove more of her breast into his mouth, but he wasn’t going to let her lead in their seduction of her. Instead, he let go of her aching nipple and moved to her mouth. While his fingers continued tormenting her breasts, his lips caressed hers.

Their tongues slid against each other before he used his to explore and touch every part of her mouth. The teasing tangle soon had her gasping for breath. He stared into her eyes for a brief second then attacked her mouth once again.

Her attention bounced back and forth as first Zack then Cole pushed her arousal higher and higher. The constant stimulation of more than one place at once kept her climbing that tall mountain that promised the sweetest of pleasures once she made it to the top. The climb was almost as good as reaching the peak, but Tina couldn’t resist the need to hurry it up. She needed to come, and her men were prolonging her torment despite her pleading for them to let her climax.

“It’s too much. I need to come, Zack. Please!” She broke the kiss with Cole.

“Wait, baby. It will be so much better. I promise.”

Cole nipped along her jaw then kissed and sucked on her neck and shoulder before returning once again to her breasts. Her nipples were sensitive from before and the nerves seemed to have a direct line straight to her clit. The more he played with them, the harder her clit grew until she felt it pulsating with each heartbeat.

“Look at that plump button. It’s swollen and a bright cherry red. I bet all it would take is for me to lick it once and you’d explode. Isn’t that right, baby?” Zack slowly inserted two fingers into her pussy and moved them around inside of her.

“Oh, God! Please, Zack. I’m begging you. Let me come.”

Instead of answering her, he pumped his fingers in and out of her cunt several times before curling them and brushing across her sweet spot. She jerked against the table. He was right. All it would take was for him to lick across her clit once or put a little pressure on her G-spot, and she was sure she would come.

“She’s begging, Zack. I say it’s time. I’m hard as a fucking rock.” Cole’s voice was a welcome hum against her breast.

“I don’t know what happened to your patience, but ever since we married her it sucks.” Zack huffed out a breath.

“Zack!” She couldn’t stand it anymore. Tina clawed at the table nearly crazy with need.

His masculine chuckle was all the warning she got before he latched onto her clit with his lips and sucked on the little bud while he stroked that special spot in her cunt. She felt Cole’s teeth on one nipple while he pinched the other one. Combined, it was enough to send her flying. The sensations that tore through her body had her writhing on the table, thankful that Cole and Zack would make sure she didn’t fall off.

“Your pussy is squeezing my fingers so nicely. I can’t wait to get my cock inside that hot cunt.” Zack slowly pulled out his fingers as she watched and sucked each one with a look of satisfaction on his face.

“Let’s get her upstairs. I can’t wait any longer,” Cole said.


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